i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Where is the hickey?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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