Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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