Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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