What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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