where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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