How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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