wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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