I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
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