the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We left an ass print on the piano.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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