I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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