I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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