marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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