Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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