Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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