doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
