She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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