well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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