i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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