So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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