he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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