Heybabeimwearingurpanties
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize