Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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