Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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