I wanna passion pit in your ass
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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