You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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