ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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