if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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