I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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