My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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