Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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