This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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