I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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