i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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