whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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