Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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