He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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