we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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