Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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