I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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