Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Randomize
