On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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