So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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