it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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