turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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