I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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