all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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