Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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