For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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