You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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