Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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