Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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