Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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