Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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