I'm drive I can fine osifer
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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