he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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