Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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