if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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