hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
