Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
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I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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